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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

cuteys:

c-lassic:

chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

OH MY FUCKING GOD

confessionsofanerd:

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

^ sounds like a plan

no-lyfe-loser:

sunsetcrush:

“lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts”

Laughing so hard because its so true

toxic-ponies:

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

yes

cherry-and-also-bomb:

♡♡♡

lickdeeznutz:

Lmfao why do I find this so funny omg

pleaseandaitah:

have-a-happy-period-always:

pleaseandaitah:

This is truly amazing. Only 0.05% of people have this vibrant eye color with this skin tone.
Reblog this if you think she’s beautiful. <3

OMFGGGGG IS THIS PHOTOSHOPPED??????/

they don’t have photoshop in Africa

davemakesmybrokorogodirkydirky:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

view-from-up-here:

emma watson is perfect